Typical morning…

My alarm goes off. I’m real tired. But before I hit snooze, I move towards my wife, she drowsily says “we gonna cuddle?” I say “Do you have a butt?” She says “yeah…” I say “Then we’re gonna cuddle.” Then we both fall back asleep.

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